The Blues Latin African Rhythms of -Carlos Santana is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Guitarrista with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.475 billion -Carlos Santanans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samba Para Ti. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient -Carlos Santanan economy, worth a remarkable 6,699 trillion Singing Guitars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 273,713 Singing Guitars, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Guitarrista is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, the government is spending billions of Singing Guitars on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Carlos Santana's national animal is the Black Magic Woman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

-Carlos Santana is ranked 278,358^th in the world and 272^nd in NationStates for Safest, scoring 5.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.